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this article (love rival)

You like it more? That is completely impossible. I have hit worship-saturation-point for this article - what you have just said is like saying "I am colder than absolute zero" or "I move faster than the speed of light". I have already achieved 'Terminal Love rate' - this is a point which cannot be exceeded. It is just conceivable that you love it to an equal extent, but this is something I find highly doubtful. Let me ask you some questions:

1. Have you had this article faithfully recreated in tattoo form on your chest AND back?
2. Does your shrine to this article (I *assume* you have one) include so much gold and precious stones that it is worth more than your house?
3. Have you legally changed your name to Ben Hodson in honour of the great man himself?

If you answer "No" to any of these questions then you need to seriously re-think your levels of commitment before you make such a bold statement in future...

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